Why should Tiger have all the fun?  You can have an affair, too!

For those who have been wondering when golf legend Tiger Woods will return to professional golf, the waiting will soon be over.  Tiger Woods issued a statement on March 16, 2010 declaring that he would return to PGA competition for the April 8 tournament in Augusta, Georgia.

Woods has been in a self-imposed exile since his November 27 auto accident.  After the accident was reported, numerous allegations of marital infidelity surfaced in the media. In addition, numerous women came forward to announce that they had been involved with Woods as a mistress or girlfriend.  His wife, Swedish model Elin Nordegren, has not made a public comment since the news broke in late November.

Woods will probably have to deal with hecklers when he returns in April, and that may be a new experience for him.  Golf spectators are usually rather sedate and respectful of the competitors. That may change, amid allegations that Woods, while cheating on his wife, often had threesomes with expensive call girls.

During his hiatus from professional golf, Tiger Woods has reportedly been seeking therapy for sex addiction at a clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

 

 

You’ll have an affair.  It’s guaranteed!