Why should Tiger have all the fun?  You can have an affair, too!

 

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, Joslyn James, has released what she claims are "sexting", or text messages that were sent to her by the golf legend during their time together.  The surprisingly explicit messages were full of typos and bad-quality porn-like dialogue.

Here are a few examples:

 "I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you."

"Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my c*ck in your *ss and then shove it down your throat

You are my f__king whore

Hold you down while i choke you and F__k that *ss that i own

Then im going to tell you to shut the F__k up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise"

It would be interesting to know if Tiger sent messages like this to all of his mistresses.  Collected together, they might be enough to make a book.

You’ll have an affair.  It’s guaranteed!