Why should Tiger have all the fun?  You can have an affair, too!

Tiger Woods abruptly quit The Players Championship tournament over the weekend, citing a neck injury.  Speculation immediately swelled on the Internet as numerous sources speculated that Woods’ injury may have stemmed from the November 27, 2009 auto accident that first bought to light the golf legend’s alleged marital infidelities.

Woods says that the accident had nothing to do with his neck injury, which he says has been bothering him for "a few weeks."  He ignored it, saying it was "no big deal" until it became to painful for him to continue playing in the tournament.

Tiger says that he will schedule an MRI when he returns to his home in Orlando, Florida.  He says that the pain is manageable, but that spasms make it difficult for him to turn his head, which would make it impossible for him to swing a golf club.

At this time, he has not committed to playing in the U.S. Open, the second of golf’s four major tournaments, which will be played the week of June 17.

 

You’ll have an affair.  It’s guaranteed!