Why should Tiger have all the fun?  You can have an affair, too!

Amidst rumors of affairs, mistresses and sex scandals, Tiger Woods announced Friday that he is taking an "indefinite leave" from professional golf in order to save his marriage to his wife, Swedish model Elin Nordegren.

Since his car crash on November 27, Tiger Woods has been dogged by rumors of marital infidelity, allegations of multiple mistresses, and even affairs with porn actresses.

In making the announcement, Tiger pleaded for privacy and understanding as he works to repair his relationship with his wife, saying that he needs to work on being a better person.

There is not telling when Tiger may return to the golf circuit, although the winter is the slow time of the year.

Numerous women from all walks of life, among them porn stars and waitresses, have come forward to say that they have had romantic relationships with the 33 year old woods.  As of now, all of these allegations are unproven.

A company that produces pornographic movies has offered $1 million to any woman who can prove that she had a sexual relationship with Woods and is also willing to sign a contract to appear in the company’s films.

You’ll have an affair.  It’s guaranteed!