Why should Tiger have all the fun?  You can have an affair, too!

Tiger Woods held a press conference today in Marana, Arizona.  He broke 78 days of silence since the car crash that made him, and his marital infidelity, front page news around the world.  The world’s #1 golfer spoke for 13 minutes and admitted that he had conducted affairs with women outside of his marriage.  He also said that he does play to return to the PGA tour, but he declined to say exactly when he would do so.

His wife, Elin Nordegren, was not at the event.

The "press conference" was held in a tightly controlled environment. Only three reporters were present.  Some 200 others watched via closed circuit television at a hotel a mile away.

Tiger denied that his wife attacked him on the night of the crash, saying that there has never been an episode of domestic violence in his marriage.

Woods has reportedly been engaging in therapy at a clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and indicated that he will seek additional therapy.  He also added that he will not elaborate on any of the private conversations he has with his wife regarding his infidelity.

Now the speculation will begin.  When will Tiger Woods return to the PGA tour?  Will his wife stay with him?

 

You’ll have an affair.  It’s guaranteed!